Thursday Morning Boredom Question Time

"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno) 03/03/2016 at 08:20 • Filed to: None

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What’s on your keychain?

Mine’s pretty plain because if there’s one thing I genuinely hate, it’s bulky key chains. So I just have my car key, house key, alarm remote, and a douchey M3 Keychain because I’m “that guy.”

The Safari’s is literally just the ignition and door key, and the currently non-functioning alarm/lock remote.

CalzoneGolem > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:27

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Just keys and fobs.

Jewish Stig > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:28

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I try to keep it minimal,

Got my house key, my parents house key, car key and a robot devil.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:30

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“Keychain”?

jariten1781 > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:32

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House, two cars, and three desk keys; library card. No adornments.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:33

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fourvalleys > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:34

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I keep it simple, only what I need. Usually a car key and a house key, held onto my belt by a bottle opener carabiner.

Unfortunately the Mini has 3 different keys (door/trunk, ignition, and gas lid) so it’s a constant struggle.

Nibby > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:34

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Just the keyfob and housekey. Instead of a ring, I use curtain chains.

CB > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:34

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Keys to my mum’s house in Toronto and the garage, a key to my dad’s house, bike lock key, and a Forza keychain.

Jayhawk Jake > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:35

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My Mustang key just has a lego block USB drive. I keep all my house keys on another key chain.

CounterTorqueSteer > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:36

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Slant6 > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:37

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From left to right

Autozone rewards (because I am pretty jalop despite what my critics say)

Lock box key

Dorm key

32gb flash drive

Ranger key

Indak key (works on lawnmowers, golf carts and commercial farm equipment, a small thing to carry that could really save you in a pinch)

And laser cut license plate keychain.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:37

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I like to keep it simple: car keys and house keys are separated, each car key has one keychain at most. The Audi has a brake disc, the Peugeot a Lion, as it should, the Mitsubishi has a not-once-used Mitsubishi branded neckstrap, and the Mazda has the fob for the alarm and central locking.

I avoid having to much stuff on my keys, it annoys me when things are dangling when I drive (I also would never put something on my rear view mirror)

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:37

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Just the essentials. Keys, a bullet, a bottle opener, and a caribiner.

yamahog > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:38

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I am not allowed to take pictures at my place of work, but my Blazer keys have the ignition key, door key, bottle opener, and gym tag. Camaro keys are the fob and key and machined 1LE tag. Yamaha keys are now on a throwaway key ring with their spare because someone is coming to look at it today :)

spanfucker retire bitch > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:38

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That thing that looks like a flash drive - but isn’t - is a Yubikey.

mcseanerson > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:48

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I hate bulky keychains so obviously that’s why I have one. Pic to come once my phone is charged.

Meatcoma > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 03/03/2016 at 08:49

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equipment operator?

Rainbow > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:57

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A car key, a house key, a padlock key, a Batman, (which I found in a parking lot) a 45rpm record adapter, and an REM keychain.

XJDano > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 08:58

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Work warehouse fob, work padlock key, rental house, my house, Metro, then 2 keys that go to construction areas at the VA hospital on North Grand. Bottle opener binder that's worth the $3 they cost.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Nibby 03/03/2016 at 09:00

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Ooo, that's a good idea.

JGrabowMSt > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 09:00

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We certainly agree on many levels

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 03/03/2016 at 09:03

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I always hate driving my dads truck because his key ring smacks against the dash and steering column and it's so damn annoying.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > JGrabowMSt 03/03/2016 at 09:05

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I love the Dodge’s key chain!

bobbe17 > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 09:06

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On the Passat key ring, there is the very worn key and a 4-cylinder gasket key chain from ElringKlinger.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jewish Stig 03/03/2016 at 09:06

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Dat Alfa key.

functionoverfashion > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 09:06

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Just the ignition key and roof rack key(s). This is a far cry from my other keychain which has many keys to many things. Hence the car key being separate.

JGrabowMSt > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 09:08

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It was a joke from when I got my PS3, my PSN username is Hermitiscrabby, so along with some other joke gifts that are never ending, now I have crab gifts that are never ending.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/03/2016 at 09:08

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Valet key?

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > fourvalleys 03/03/2016 at 09:09

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Three keys for one teeny tiny car.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/03/2016 at 09:10

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A GM lock fob with the letters worn off? No way!

fourvalleys > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 09:13

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Right? I could get it down to two if I forgo the locking fuel filler, but since the fuel tank is basically a 5-gallon jug with no filter... I’m alright with it locking.

Besides, the door and filler keys are tiny, maybe half the size of a normal key. The whole set (plus a keychain) fits comfortably in the coin pocket of my jeans.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 09:22

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Letting don’t stay on rubber. Someone should’ve wanred them.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 09:31

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Nothing, though if I were to make one giant Voltron of all the keychains I *do* own, there would be a tiny pewter Land Rover, a vinyl figure of the Fourth Doctor, a miniature level, a swiss army knife, a miniature leatherman knockoff, a combination mini-boxcutter and flashlight, a tube of glitter (don’t ask), another flashlight, and a bunch of other things.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Meatcoma 03/03/2016 at 09:32

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No, I worked for Cat as an engineer and ended up with the key. Keep it on my key chain because it’s cool...haha

KirkyV > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 09:37

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Car key, house key, knife and little miniature torch. I used to have a whole array of fun keychain stuff, but there's only so much room in my pockets.

zeontestpilot > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 09:39

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I’ve wondered, is it possible to see someone’s key and create a working replica?

I'm bored in a meeting...

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 09:40

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Keys. And an autozone rewards thing.

mcseanerson > mcseanerson 03/03/2016 at 09:44

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Update: Tried using a camera on my phone in my desk that I keep for a backup and I can’t remember the password since I haven’t used it in a year. I’ll take a pic when I get home and share it to oppo then.

MaxLat > CounterTorqueSteer 03/03/2016 at 09:50

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Awesome Megaman.

MPA > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 09:56

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Just the fob and a house key since the FiST doesn’t require a key

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 10:16

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Fob with key built in, a home key, a office key, a little metal cowboy hat, and a leather grab strap.

Meatcoma > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 03/03/2016 at 10:23

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Ahh. I was an operator for 12 years and I have this massive key chain that has probably 20 different machine keys on it. Cat came out when they introduced the 140H and shot a video of my father operating one since the company he worked for was one of the first ones to buy one and my father operated it. I received some keys and hats from the guy as well. Was pretty cool.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 10:42

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Remote key is broken, so it’s just a plain key now. This takes less space in my pocket.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 11:10

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Clockwise from top: Apartment key, mailbox key, trash/recycling dumpster padlock key, laundry room key, coworker’s ‘87 Corolla key, parents’ house key, and (unattached to the rest since it’s so bulky) my car key. (I have a second car key just like this one; I rotate them to keep them both in use.)

Übel > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 11:37

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GTI key is super simple stuff, just a fob and key. I don’t own many locks.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 12:54

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My Holden keychain broke off my car keys, otherwise that would be there too

torque > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/03/2016 at 13:16

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This reminds me... There’s several websites dedicated to basically answer “what’s in your pockets” search for “Every Day Carry”
this site is a good place to start: http://everydaycarry.com/

Below pic. is a nice clean example from that site

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 03/05/2016 at 08:37

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Well, since I hate clutter on the keychain, mine is very minimal.

After the trip to Norway I hung a small Norwegian coin on the key ring. Because of the hole in them, that’s what the coins are for after all...